It’s 3:11 now and I’m pretty sure our manager thinks 12pm is midnight.
If Rush could actually time travel we’d all be pretty fucked.
Today I had a very modest, carefully portioned plate at the table then spent all afternoon gorging on leftovers.
The next level
Last night I dreamed that I was at the end of my 9a-9p shift this week and hadn’t even noticed the time fly by.
btw that shift is tomorrow fuck
It’s been a really good night.
Last night I dreamed I was reading a Duckula manga
Eating a whole can of lentils doesn’t seem that tough until you snack out on 10 other things while it cools
“For summary punishment of Royal Navy boys, a lighter model was made, the reduced cat, also known as boy’s cat, boy’s pussy or just pussy, that had only five tails of smooth whip cord.”