I can take or leave another Shaq game but I’m glad this pic came out of it.
It’s like rain on a tin roof.
From our online ordering network:
Arrangement of red/pink roses, white alstromerias, and light pink lilies in a pink gathering vase accented with a fuchsia ribbon, along with one pink latex balloon and small bear. Total price: $67.99
Card is to read: “You are unique, beautiful, and special to me (recipient’s name). Being liked and loved unconditionally by a woman like you is my biggest dream. Hopefully some day my dream will come true. -(sender’s name)
Remember when you see this beautiful, sweet-smelling flower that it’s what’s left of Apollo’s pederast lover what accidentally got brained by a discus.
72 grams of sugar in a can, jesus christ.
Back in the day aimbots in tf2 were a serious issue.
Nice to know there’s a patron demon for the entire continent of Africa.
Doing nothing on Valentines Day sounds BETTER THAN EVER.
If I’m still breathing by Friday night it means I forgot to fill some orders.
so apparently the new thing is a ‘werewolf diet’. i for one cannot believe poor, innocent werewolves are being vored by celebs
REALLY disappointed that this is some juice cleanse shit instead of a weight loss system that demands you slaughter and gorge on the flesh of…
I HEAR LIES EVERY FUCKIN DAY. EVEN ME, I LIE TO MYSELF.
GENDER ROLES HURT FLORISTS THE MOST.
*fills vase with tears and sells it*