Luscavision

Apr 15

Was a new God Hand born last night no ok cool back to bed.

Apr 01

Today I met our new store manager, and he reached for a handshake but I did that tight bro homie shake where you squeeze thumbs instead of the whole hand.

Goddammit.

Mar 29

This game is everything I hold dear.

This game is everything I hold dear.

Mar 26

rantsofmezmerize replied to your photo:I started playing Dark Souls 2 and picked the…
Is dekus back door gaming and giving you a hard time

He wouldn’t be dekus if he didn’t.

I started playing Dark Souls 2 and picked the merchant class just for the awesome coat.  I got extra starting items and better drop rate but my stats are horrible.  I made my character extra skinny and took a lot from Jafar for the face.  Now I’m dual-wielding caestuses.
NYEHEHE BEWARE DRAGONSLAYER, FOR I AM THE MERCHANT- AND I’VE COME TO TRADE BLOWS.

I started playing Dark Souls 2 and picked the merchant class just for the awesome coat.  I got extra starting items and better drop rate but my stats are horrible.  I made my character extra skinny and took a lot from Jafar for the face.  Now I’m dual-wielding caestuses.

NYEHEHE BEWARE DRAGONSLAYER, FOR I AM THE MERCHANT- AND I’VE COME TO TRADE BLOWS.

Mar 20

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After trying it for the first time I don’t think I’m a fan of manly men’s body wash.  I don’t think it leaves as much moisture on you and the clean feel you get is almost sterile (it even has citric acid in it).  Maybe it’s just Old Spice but idk, nice for some people but I like fragrant stuff like Tone and Dove

FINALLY found my cd binder after a year of searching.  It was in the locked drawer next to my hookah, which mysteriously stopped getting used once I started producing my own income.

Finally, the season where my collection of fruity pastel jackets blends in.

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Mar 19

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yes yes yes my Selim Lemouchi CD came in the mail today!

Sadly the song lyrics make it pretty clear his death wasn’t accidental…

Mar 11

skulspliter replied to your post:I just fucked up a frozen cheese pizza, my…
did u bake it with the cardboard?

That would revoke my breathing license.  I let it cook 10 minutes longer than it needed and invented cheese leather.

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