Luscavision
Spoopy. Also, you should remove your window.

I think when the blinds fall I’ll perch a skeleton up there to ward off voyeurs.

Oh no oh sweet mercy no the blinds in my room are starting to fall on one side.

THAT WINDOW CANNOT STAY OPEN THERE’S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT.

That there is posetively scary, friend. I am genuinely spooked right now.

I'll fuck you, son.

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ohnojackchick:

(h/t ALL OF TUMBLR APPARENTLY)

WELL THEN. As for my third and final wish, I need you to solve world hunger.

actual photo from Tripwire Interactive.

actual photo from Tripwire Interactive.

So, how many wishes do I get?

You get a third and final wish, but I can use a different teabag this time.

Yes. As for my second wish, I want you to teabag a cup of boiling water.

theodorebruno:

HAIL 

Teabag my face

Thank you Silver Ravenloft for your contribution to the Dota 2 wiki.

No seriously fuck off.

Putting your work shirt ON a skeleton for a joke?  Not so bad.
Taking it OFF, HAHA, WELL.
Catch this and other quality snapchats by adding Landlusca

Putting your work shirt ON a skeleton for a joke?  Not so bad.

Taking it OFF, HAHA, WELL.

Catch this and other quality snapchats by adding Landlusca

that-bloke-named-dave:

Shark Souls: Prepare to Dive Edition

that-bloke-named-dave:

Shark Souls: Prepare to Dive Edition