poem stuff

http://pastebin.com/hdDSQAvz

This one’s from an imitation assignment.  I chose to imitate “Clouds” by Philip Levine (which can be read here http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/clouds-2/ ).

Another thing I wrote
A thing*(!!!) I wrote

http://pastebin.com/qFBD153y

(gotta revise this by Wednesday)

This stuff is blacker than black.
And tastier than taste.

This stuff is blacker than black.

And tastier than taste.

OH GOD THEY’RE ONTO ME.

OH GOD THEY’RE ONTO ME.

blackberry juice does not belong in beer.

blackberry juice does not belong in beer.

found out my 90s radicool imaginary friend from when I was 3 was based entirely around the kid in this show.

part of me is ruined

I typed in the order as “LOST CHALICE OF CADAVRA” but when I submitted it played some fancy buildup music and flashed this across my screen.
idk which one it’ll say and the suspense is killing me

I typed in the order as “LOST CHALICE OF CADAVRA” but when I submitted it played some fancy buildup music and flashed this across my screen.

idk which one it’ll say and the suspense is killing me

this is what I show my hairdresser every time I walk in no shut up it rules

this is what I show my hairdresser every time I walk in no shut up it rules

posting a picture to take Barbara Cartland’s face off the top of my blog.
any picture.
sorry to whoever made this I can’t cite you because I renamed the file and you write your name stupid but you know who you are.

posting a picture to take Barbara Cartland’s face off the top of my blog.

any picture.


sorry to whoever made this I can’t cite you because I renamed the file and you write your name stupid but you know who you are.

btw this was the back cover

btw this was the back cover

I grabbed this at a campus booksale about a month ago.
I have no clue what’s inside this cracked yellow beast but tomorrow I’m gonna get smashed, press record, and find out.
EDIT:  I found out more than I ever wanted.  The book is about some rich bitch actually thinking a guy is Lucifer and wanting him bad.  This was a bad idea and a bad book and I’m going back to bed.

I grabbed this at a campus booksale about a month ago.

I have no clue what’s inside this cracked yellow beast but tomorrow I’m gonna get smashed, press record, and find out.

EDIT:  I found out more than I ever wanted.  The book is about some rich bitch actually thinking a guy is Lucifer and wanting him bad.  This was a bad idea and a bad book and I’m going back to bed.

So I just started using Pandora and…

omg how did they KNOW??!

So I just started using Pandora and…

omg how did they KNOW??!

I’m here
fight me world

I’m here

fight me world

Menu listed stuff like entrees as TO WAR and desserts as THE FINAL BATTLE.
About 4 things had samurai in its name.
Had pad thai, curry, kung pow, and food from pretty much every asian country except Mongolia.
Also had true steppe cuisine seafood jambalaya
Dessert specialty was cheesecake rangoons.
Pic was in our bill.
God bless you mall restaurants.

Menu listed stuff like entrees as TO WAR and desserts as THE FINAL BATTLE.

About 4 things had samurai in its name.

Had pad thai, curry, kung pow, and food from pretty much every asian country except Mongolia.

Also had true steppe cuisine seafood jambalaya

Dessert specialty was cheesecake rangoons.

Pic was in our bill.

God bless you mall restaurants.