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We're all turning into hermaphrodites?

Works for me!

Laws of the Internet. Right.

I meant like it’s slowly going gender-neutral, like dude.

shashalaska:

shashalaska:

i still can’t believe what i’ve just found

dude, fuck this person. I’m glad you stood up to her. honestly, it sounds like you should bring this up to a manager, she basically got all up in your shit in front of customers and is clearly a racist. not good qualities for customer service.

As I left I heard her say “that’s a threat!” and saw her talking to the manager across the store from checkout. If I have to sit down and talk to somebody tomorrow I’ll have plenty to say.

This is gonna be the most tumblr thing I’ve ever posted but here goes-

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Guy? I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful woman. Don't mind the name, though.

Psh, women are guys too.

I must invest my money into stocks. Or logs. The wood industry is rising at an alarming rate. Morning wood will make me millions. Millions, I say.

Do you not realize just how expensive my tastes are? I can't afford all of this.

DAMN THIS SELLER’S MARKET

Laughing causes coughing which causes sneezing.  It’s a pleasure-pain blur but cheaper and shittier.

uuuuurrrrrrghh Springfield has The Plague. I almost lost my voice while making an estimate for a wedding next week, and any time I cough it gets me to sneezing.

Reblogging my favorite page in a manga ever

Reblogging my favorite page in a manga ever

My ears won’t pop, I’m swollen everywhere, my nose is running and I’m starting to get a cough.

Waking up’s gonna be a PARTY.

strangebiology:

fuckyeahungulates:

Springbok (Antidorcas marsupialis)

most graceful animals

strangebiology:

fuckyeahungulates:

Springbok (Antidorcas marsupialis)

most graceful animals